zeitgeistqueen:

hennnypotter:

when setting a bath for two, it’s best not to fill the tub all the way to the top. fast and jerky movements are inevitable. waves, unavoidable. there will be splashing. honey is extremely difficult to get out of bed sheets, so when plans involve drizzling it over something that is not tea and licking it off something that is not a spoon, play with me in the kitchen or hotel rooms (where the sheets are not ours to clean). beer can be breakfast. trying to sneak a suck in the back of a taxi is way more creepy than exciting. i am beautiful in the morning, even before coffee and makeup. trying to sneak a rub in a dark movie theater is way more exciting than not trying to. trying to sneak a rub in our dark living room is just as exciting as trying to sneak a rub in a dark movie theater. vonnegut is better read aloud. nwa is the epitome of rap. don’t bite the dick. two fingers. one finger. multiple orgasms. the freckles on my thigh connect to spell out te amo. the freckles on my tummy connect to form a six-legged octopus balancing a frying pan on his head. love. 
these are just a few things i learned with you.

^beautiful writing. so very beautiful 

zeitgeistqueen:

hennnypotter:

when setting a bath for two, it’s best not to fill the tub all the way to the top. fast and jerky movements are inevitable. waves, unavoidable. there will be splashing. honey is extremely difficult to get out of bed sheets, so when plans involve drizzling it over something that is not tea and licking it off something that is not a spoon, play with me in the kitchen or hotel rooms (where the sheets are not ours to clean). beer can be breakfast. trying to sneak a suck in the back of a taxi is way more creepy than exciting. i am beautiful in the morning, even before coffee and makeup. trying to sneak a rub in a dark movie theater is way more exciting than not trying to. trying to sneak a rub in our dark living room is just as exciting as trying to sneak a rub in a dark movie theater. vonnegut is better read aloud. nwa is the epitome of rap. don’t bite the dick. two fingers. one finger. multiple orgasms. the freckles on my thigh connect to spell out te amo. the freckles on my tummy connect to form a six-legged octopus balancing a frying pan on his head. love. 

these are just a few things i learned with you.

^beautiful writing. so very beautiful